Words Mean Things.

Seen today in a Craigslist ad entitled "Voiceover professional for my voicemail":
I would prefer someone with a good english accent (preferably Male)
Or an older/mature voice that sounds something like Anthony Hopkins.
If you call this number it should sound something like this: [phone number listed]
I need it for my office phone (regular greeting and on hold greeting) and my cell phone
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: no pay
Professional.
If I may quote the inimitable Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."